Severance: Helly A XXX Parody

The work... is mysterious and important. Helly R is the love of your short life in the Macro Data Refinement office of the Severed floor of Lumon Industries. You came to consciousness only a year ago, but from the moment you saw her fiery auburn hair shimmering beneath the fluorescent lights against her moody teal work outfit, all set against the clinical white backdrop of the office walls, it has felt like watching a rose blossom from concrete. She's your beacon of hope in a dreary world, and is fast becoming something like your reason to exist. Redhead VR porn beauty Siri Dahl takes on the role of Severance's Helly R, as we relive the moment everyone was waiting for, for almost 2 seasons of the incredibly popular Apple TV show! That's right, you get to fuck Helly! Your consciousnesses have developed in tandem, and you're now irreversibly entwined. No matter the political and personal implications of who your outies are in the real world, your innies are experiencing raw, intense and vibrant love. In your minds - it's for the first time. Strap in for an 8K VR porn experience like no other as you undergo the Severance procedure and head into the elevator that switches your consciousness. It's time to bone Helly and get what you deserve! You're not at the waffle party anymore. Please try to enjoy each thrust equally.